Start your day hot, even if everything else is cold and falling apart.
The Hot Mess Mug Warmer™ keeps your coffee (and what’s left of your sanity) warm — because microwave-reheated caffeine tastes like despair.
Perfect for the chronically distracted, emotionally unavailable, or just plain tired.
Features:
Auto-temp tech that won’t boil your brew (or your patience)
USB powered — just like all your life support systems
Sleek, no-drama black — like your soul and sense of humor
Whether you're working from home, spiraling in a cubicle, or pretending to journal at a coffee shop, this little life-saver's got your back (or at least your beverage).
