The DewBob Store | Poor Decisions Delivered – DewStore

Gift it to a friend. Or a stranger. Or yourself. We don’t judge.

Welcome to DewBob’s Department of Poor Life Decisions

Purveyors of sarcasm, semi-useful products, and brutally honest gift ideas.

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DewBob Barware - For truth that goes down smooth(er).
A collection of glassware, mugs, flasks, and koozies crafted for high-proof honesty....

DewBob Barware - For truth that goes down smooth(er).
Office Survival Gear - when “just vibing” isn’t an approved status update.
Survive your 9 to 5 with the gear that gets it. The...

Office Survival Gear - when “just vibing” isn’t an approved status update.
Notes & Notebooks - Where sarcasm meets strategy.
Because brilliance, bitterness, and brilliant bitterness deserve to be written down.

Notes & Notebooks - Where sarcasm meets strategy.

“I don’t sell products. I sell survival tools for people who are barely holding it together.”
– DewBob

Featured products

DewBob Flask – “Coffee Accoutrement” Edition

DewBob Flask – “Coffee Accoutrement” Edition

Regular price $21.99 USD

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Truth Bomb Mouse Pad – For Offended Fingers

Truth Bomb Mouse Pad – For Offended Fingers

Regular price $12.95 USD

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DewBob Shot Glass – “Truth Needs a Chaser” Edition

DewBob Shot Glass – “Truth Needs a Chaser” Edition

Regular price $14.95 USD

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DewBob Mug — “With Bourbon” Edition

DewBob Mug — “With Bourbon” Edition

Regular price $10.99 USD

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